Cocoa Butter Appreciation Day

Since February 29th only comes around every 4 years I felt like it was only right to do something special for it and what's more special than the magical Cocoa Butter. Black people's most prized possession.

This bottle of magic has been keeping black people looking young for years. This is where the sane "black don't crack comes from." The only reason that black people can look so good when being oppressed and shot by cops is because of this right here.

Basically, who needs a shower when you can just bathe yourself in Cocoa Butter and have yourself lookin like you 20 when you're 30? The answer is everybody. Everybody still needs to be taking a shower but even if you don't you'll be the youngest looking stank person ever because of this God's gift.

God knew black people were gonna struggle over such a simple thing as "skin color." Now, we all know struggle brings pressure, which brings stress, which brings wrinkles. The kind of wrinkles that have you looking like the inside of your skin is made from Ramen Noodles because you ate too many in college.

Pressure and stress doesn't always bring wrinkles tho. Instead, if you can survive that pressure you become a diamond. Once you become a diamond nothing can hurt you ever again. Being black can be tough but if you can survive you the toughest substance known to man and you have the magical Cocoa Butter to help make you shine even brighter than you alread are.

I hope that made sense. If not, its cool because I don't really care. Just remember to appreciate the power that Cocoa Butter has and be blessed.