Broke & Rich

October 17, 1993, God, shaking his hand full of sunflower seeds, calls for Jesus's attention. Jesus with his afro pick in hand, turns his head, shifting the direction of the universe. As Jesus picks out his fro until it is in the perfect shape of the earth, he looks to God and asks, "What is it father?" 

 

God, as he looks down at the Earth, tells Jesus, "They don't want me too win my son, which is why I'm going to win more."

 

God spits out the sunflower seed in his mouth with the force of a thousand mother's disciplining their kids for acting up in school. As the seed descends to Earth, it slices openes the sky. The heat being emitted from the seed dries up the sky, clearing every cloud in sight, before crashing into the ground and demolishing the Lost City of Atlantis. From the ashes, I, Mr. 10,000 Fire Emoji arose waiting for God to speak life into me. The Lord said, "Create and make dopeness in my image. I want everything you do, to be rated no less than 10,000 Fire Emojis. I want Kanye West to call you "The Genius of All Geniuses" my child.

 

Volcanoes explode as my eyes open to gaze upon the tasteless horizon, that would become my canvas. The flames matching the intensity in my eyes. My hands clench, causing the ground to tremble with excitment as it awaits my powerful strokes. The world moves out of my way as I plant my feet in the ground, positioning myself to trample over its outdated ideas.